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Professionally Unbothered.

Professionally Unbothered.

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A corduroy dad hat embroidered: Professionally Unbothered. A skill nobody puts on a resume and everybody needs.

The optimization crowd treats calm as a metric — heart rate variability, stress scores, breathing app reminders. We'd suggest a cheaper method: caring slightly less about the things that never deserved your attention in the first place.

Six-panel corduroy with a soft, unstructured crown and adjustable strap. Part of the Shortgevity statement hat collection. Available in Black, Oxford Navy, Dark Olive, and Camel.

Certified by no one. True anyway.

Material: 100% cotton corduroy
Construction: Six-panel, soft unstructured crown
Closure: Adjustable corduroy strap, metal buckle
Colors: Black, Oxford Navy, Dark Olive, Camel

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