A corduroy dad hat embroidered: 1% Recovery. The number your wearable would give you the morning after — worn as a badge, not a warning.
The recovery score exists to make you feel guilty about a good night. This hat takes the score at face value and asks the only question that matters: recovering for what, exactly? You already had the night.
Six-panel corduroy with a soft, unstructured crown and adjustable strap. Part of the Shortgevity statement hat collection. Available in Black, Oxford Navy, Dark Olive, and Camel.
Sleep score not included. Wouldn't have checked it anyway.
