A corduroy hat with the most honest position on longevity culture: Live Fully. Die Eventually. Embroidered. Adjustable. No recovery score required.
The longevity industry sells the idea that death is a problem to be optimized away — that the right supplements and a narrow enough eating window can negotiate you out of being mortal. This hat disagrees. Not with health. With the premise.
Six-panel corduroy construction with an adjustable back strap. Part of the Shortgevity statement hat collection. Available in Black, Oxford Navy, Dark Olive, and Camel.
You are already here. That is not a rehearsal.
Material: 100% corduroy Construction: Six-panel, structured Closure: Adjustable back strap Colors: Black, Oxford Navy, Dark Olive, Camel
