Just One Beer.

A corduroy dad hat embroidered: Just One Beer. Which, as anyone honest will tell you, has never once been the final count.

The wellness crowd has a word for this: a slip. We have a different word for it: Tuesday. One beer becomes two becomes a conversation you didn't want to end. That's not a failure of discipline. That's the whole point.

Six-panel corduroy with a soft, unstructured crown and adjustable strap. Part of the Shortgevity statement hat collection. Available in Black, Oxford Navy, Dark Olive, and Camel.

Doesn't count if you say it with confidence.

Material: 100% cotton corduroy
Construction: Six-panel, soft unstructured crown
Closure: Adjustable corduroy strap, metal buckle
Colors: Black, Oxford Navy, Dark Olive, Camel