{"product_id":"dad-hat-professionally-unbothered","title":"Professionally Unbothered.","description":"\u003cp\u003eA corduroy dad hat embroidered: \u003cem\u003eProfessionally Unbothered.\u003c\/em\u003e A skill nobody puts on a resume and everybody needs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe optimization crowd treats calm as a metric — heart rate variability, stress scores, breathing app reminders. We'd suggest a cheaper method: caring slightly less about the things that never deserved your attention in the first place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSix-panel corduroy with a soft, unstructured crown and adjustable strap. Part of the Shortgevity statement hat collection. Available in Black, Oxford Navy, Dark Olive, and Camel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCertified by no one. True anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% cotton corduroy\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eConstruction:\u003c\/strong\u003e Six-panel, soft unstructured crown\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClosure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Adjustable corduroy strap, metal buckle\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColors:\u003c\/strong\u003e Black, Oxford Navy, Dark Olive, Camel\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shortgevity","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":54783527453011,"sku":"3568483_13351","price":35.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxford Navy","offer_id":54783527485779,"sku":"3568483_13354","price":35.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Olive","offer_id":54783527518547,"sku":"3568483_13353","price":35.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Camel","offer_id":54783527551315,"sku":"3568483_13352","price":35.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1064\/8426\/9395\/files\/corduroy-hat-black-front-6a93064a5832e.png?v=1788020313","url":"https:\/\/shortgevity.ch\/de\/products\/dad-hat-professionally-unbothered","provider":"Shortgevity","version":"1.0","type":"link"}