{"product_id":"consequences-are-temporary-1","title":"Consequences are Temporary.","description":"\u003cp\u003eA corduroy dad hat embroidered: \u003cem\u003eConsequences are Temporary.\u003c\/em\u003e The regret fades faster than the fabric does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe longevity crowd prices in every choice — the extra glass, the late night, the second helping — like it's a debt you'll spend years paying off. It isn't. The hangover clears by Tuesday. The soreness is gone by Thursday. What's left is the dinner, the night, the thing that actually happened. That part doesn't expire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSix-panel corduroy with a soft, unstructured crown and adjustable strap. Part of the Shortgevity statement hat collection. Available in Black, Oxford Navy, Dark Olive, and Camel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eStatute of limitations: about a week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% cotton corduroy\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eConstruction:\u003c\/strong\u003e Six-panel, soft unstructured crown\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClosure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Adjustable corduroy strap, metal buckle\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColors:\u003c\/strong\u003e Black, Oxford Navy, Dark Olive, Camel\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shortgevity","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":54849767932243,"sku":"9397730_13351","price":35.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oxford Navy","offer_id":54849767965011,"sku":"9397730_13354","price":35.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Olive","offer_id":54849767997779,"sku":"9397730_13353","price":35.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Camel","offer_id":54849768030547,"sku":"9397730_13352","price":35.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1064\/8426\/9395\/files\/corduroy-hat-black-front-6a99b40523bac.png?v=1788458005","url":"https:\/\/shortgevity.ch\/de\/products\/consequences-are-temporary-1","provider":"Shortgevity","version":"1.0","type":"link"}